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journalisticjoe:

Here for this headline

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altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

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#about me  

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turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

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xizv:

*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*

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#about me  

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

(via thegameofscones)

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

dreyar:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

yeah the pledge of allegiance is seriously fucked up, I only realised recently that americans actually do this every day and I could hardly believe it

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boyexemplified:

vanillucks:

Why do all mra’s talk like they’re bullshitting an academic paper

this assertion is fundamentally erroneous, of course, and is merely a logical fallacy concocted by anti-male propagandists, as even the most churlish and base of individuals is cognizant to the truism that not all men

(via idiotvegans)

rhyse:

Someone took audio from Achievement Hunter’s heist videos and used it for the bank robbery scene from The Dark Knight

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#*  

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rebelliousmom:

manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

real talk

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#Scrubs